Burrow House: fractured fairy tale, part III

Then, the story goes on, as you know it. The wolf, as his revenge, decides to eat the three little pigs. The wolf started to run over to the first little pig’s house. The pigs had their lifelong disguise as just, well, regular pigs. Their houses were none too fancy, and they acted very innocent. The wolf made it up to Dylan’s house and called with his roughest voice, “ Dylan, Dylan let me in! You sent my brothers to jail!” Then Dylan replied in his sweetest most innocent voice, “ not by the hairs on my chinny- chin chin! If you try to come in, you will fail!” With the wolf being so moody, he just decided to blow down Dylan’s house of straw, and he did. The only problem was, Dylan suspected this and was already halfway over to the second pigs house, Morgan’s.

The pig beat the wolf to Morgan’s house, but not by much, and a house of sticks cannot beat the winds of a wolf. “Little piggy’s, little piggy’s, let me in!” The wolf was getting more and more upset every passing moment for losing two brothers and a free dinner. The two pigs yelled at the same time. “ Only a dry throat will you win! We won’t let you in, so then you must try to blow us down!”

So the wolf blew down the house of sticks, and with shock on their faces, they began to run towards Bradley’s house, hoping that she would let them in.

The wolf had lost his temper now. He had lost too much in one day. When he got to Bradley’s house of bricks, he called” Gosh darn it let me in, I am getting annoyed so let me in!” But the pigs knew that a wolf couldn’t blow down a house of bricks, so Bradley called, “ No, I will not let you win, win, win!” So the wolf huffed, and he puffed, but he could not blow down the house of bricks. While the wolf kept on trying to low down the house of brick, Morgan called the cops and said there was a crazy wolf trying to beat down their door. The cops then came and took away that wolf, and sent him to a city jail for four years.

The pigs were scared, so they decided to renounce their dreadful ways. After they sold their goods on the black market they each bought a mansion and lived happily ever after.

The end.

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